By Bianca London for MailOnline. Jonah Falcon is something of a celebrity in his home city of New York for one very big reason: he is the owner of the world's largest penis. Measuring eight inches when flaccid and an impressive
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My last boyfriend had a long but super skinny one, which was weird. They all look pretty much the same and I think the difference is if a guy knows how to fuck. It felt like someone trying to fit their entire body inside me. Dick size is wayyyy down the list when it comes to whether a guy is good in bed: confidence, rhythm, making me comfortable, attraction—those are all much more important. A guy with a smaller penis is more attractive than a guy with a bigger penis who needs you to be all in awe of what he thinks is some cosmic accomplishment but really is just genes or biology or whatever. As a petite girl I can attest to the fact that big dicks are overrated. There are rare exceptions of men with honed skills that make it less likely to be painful, but usually you occupy yourself with taking so many precautions positions, depth, etc that in the end you just sort of lose the mood. Average is perfect in my book.
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I recently read a study that attempted to determine the average length of the erect penis by examining upwards of 15, men. These intrepid, probably very-interesting-at-a-dinner-party researchers determined that the average penis size is exactly 5. Where was I for this? Call me next time, science. Answer One: 5. Based solely on anecdotal evidence from my vast network of promiscuous acquaintances, a little more or less in that general neighborhood works best for most people—men and women—who enjoy penetrative sex with penises. Of course, certain people prefer their penises more to one side of the Bell curve. Which leads us to Answer Two: you should really not give an eff about your dick length, average or otherwise. Do your best not to obsess over it— particularly in the context of whether or not a woman will like it.
Is there such a thing as having sex with a penis that's too big? Sure, movies, magazines, Magnum condom commercials, and plenty of people you talk to will have you thinking that "bigger is better" — but is it really? In recent news, a man with a inch penis revealed how his gigantic penis is actually ruining his life. In fact, sitting down, sleeping, and even getting around is problematic for him. Sure, there are obvious pros to having a big penis.